{"product_id":"hawaiian-islands-t-shirt-state-bird","title":"Hawaii's Real State Bird T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHawaii's Real State Bird T-Shirt — the shirt that gets a laugh at the airport gate\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBuy this one for the person who collects gag shirts and actually wears them out. The joke lives on the back, where a big screen-printed chicken sits centred between the shoulder blades, so it lands on whoever is standing behind you in line. On the front left chest there's a small island-chain and bird imprint — quiet enough that nobody sees the punchline coming. Printed in Honolulu, and it runs through 3X, which is more than most novelty tees manage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes\u003c\/strong\u003e — Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, 2X-Large, 3X-Large\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColours\u003c\/strong\u003e — Ash, Black, Brown, Cobalt Blue, Mustard, Mustard Yellow, White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint placement\u003c\/strong\u003e — large chicken on the back centre, small island chain and bird on the front left chest\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric\u003c\/strong\u003e — pre-shrunk 100% cotton; Ash Gray is 99% cotton \/ 1% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLabel\u003c\/strong\u003e — RJC, screen printed in Honolulu\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eHow This Fits\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStandard tee cut, and because it's pre-shrunk you can buy the size you normally wear rather than sizing up to survive the first wash. If you like a t-shirt loose over shorts, go one size up — the back print sits better on a slightly roomier body than it does stretched tight. Big and tall customers usually land on 2X or 3X and report that the length holds up untucked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWear It For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFlying home from a trip, backyard barbecues, fishing off the pier, work-shirt duty on a Saturday, and any occasion where a t-shirt has to do the talking for you. It's also the standard souvenir buy for a mainland relative who has heard the chicken joke and needs the shirt to prove it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCold wash inside out, tumble low, and the screen print keeps its edges for years. Pre-shrunk cotton means it comes back the same size it went in. Don't iron directly over the back print.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy Shop MauiShirts?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelling Hawaiian clothing from our Maui showroom since 1998 — 28 years\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeven colours and a full S–3X run, so nobody in the group gets left out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe answer sizing questions before you order, not after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping to anywhere in the USA and its territories — no minimum order. Priority Mail and FedEx available if you need it faster.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eCommon Questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo I need to size up for shrinkage?\u003c\/strong\u003e No. It's pre-shrunk cotton — order your usual t-shirt size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the big print?\u003c\/strong\u003e Back centre. The front only has a small island-chain and bird imprint on the left chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhich colours show the print best?\u003c\/strong\u003e The lighter options — White, Ash and Mustard — give the most contrast. 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